"You are Queen Dora's Mommy, daddy is Prince Boppy, and I'm Princess Dora." (well, duh!)
"what about Rob-o? Is he the prince?". I inquired.
"No," shaking her head with impatience, "Boots is the prince. Robbie is the castle's chef."
Poor buddy, already destined to be hired help, according to his royal sis.